All these images prove one thing: there’s nothing as lonely as a man’s heart. Crammed into a shopper’s paradise - the leap to freedom impossible – Man is resigned only to sadness and silent suffering.
Here are a few tips from fellow sufferers to help survive in hell.
Tip 1: Grey hair, grey moustache, grey bag, grey shoes and a grey outlook. If you’re already in hell, you might as well have the colour to match.
Tip 2: Wait à la Jack Nicholson. If all else fails, release your inner movie star.
Tip 3: Think of this as your gym workout. No pain, no gain. Victory can be yours.
Tip 4: Pay attention to your breathing and you can overcome anything. When in despair, try meditation.
Tip 5: Gone to the dogs? Think about bringing a furry companion. The family pet alleviates stress.
Tip 6: Sometimes it’s hard to be a tough guy. If you’re going to spend so much time looking at it, you might as well have a fancy watch.
Tip 7: Maybe she will come back five minutes earlier than expected? A silent prayer won’t help here - but it can soothe your pain.
Tip 8: This isn’t your first rodeo. While she is away, use your time wisely. Sleep!
Tip 9: Surrounded by abundance and yet totally alone. Learn to embrace the things that have brought you misery.
Tip 10: We are men and must stay strong. Hold on to those you love.