Russell Brand

Say what? Celebrities’ dirty talk

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Seven of the celebrity world’s wisest minds divulge their intellectual position on sex. Consider this the thinking man’s dirty talk.
“I couldn’t possibly have sex with someone with a slender grasp on grammar.”
Russell Brand
Cameron Diaz

Cameron Diaz

“The best time of day for sex is any time, because it’s sex.”

“I like missionary and I like being on my knees too. And I love being on top … I love doggy style or standing up.”
Zoe Saldana
Jason Sudeikis

Jason Sudeikis

“I’m not getting up an hour earlier and walking on a treadmill. I have the greatest workout partner in the world. And you don’t need a gym membership for that kind of workout.”

Eva Mendes

Eva Mendes

“I tend to like a mysterious guy, a quiet type who stares at you so that you’re going, ‘What is he thinking? Does he want to kill me or take me home?’ ”

“I know a lot of people have a hard time talking dirty—they don’t know what to say, how to start or when to end it. Also, at first they will think they sound ridiculous. And they might. But let me just say that talking dirty is so important in sex. And it’s pretty easy.” 
Olivia Munn
Jerry Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld

“Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we’re doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They’re very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur.”

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06 2016 The Red Bulletin

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