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Ekkachai and Laksana Tiranarat from Thailand kept their lips pressed together for more than two days in 2013. Our advice: Any couple together that long with nothing to say to each other should split up.
LONGEST KARAOKE MARATHON
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Italian Leonardo Polverelli warbled a total of 1,295 songs to backing tracks in 2011. That’s four days and nights! Thankfully, nobody was obliged to stick around for all of it.
LONGEST TENNIS MATCH
Nicolas Mahut and John Isner’s 2010 Wimbledon match spanned three days and was twice suspended for darkness. Isner won—and was promptly knocked out the next round.
LONGEST TATTOOING SESSION
Dave Fleet tattooed scenes from the life of Christ onto James Llewellyn in 2011. For two days. A crucifixion had never been so aptly rendered.
The American Tim Janus secured his place in history by setting a new world record with a burp 18.1 seconds long. The “feat ” was held during a competition organized by the World Burping Federation in New York.