WHICH TRANSLATES AS:
People the world over now communicate using emojis. It doesn’t matter if they’re happy, sad or deep in thought.
Sadly, it’s sometimes pretty difficult to know what the emoji actually means. A dictionary would come in handy.
But don’t overthink it, and don’t get confused. The main thing is to send the “pile-of-shit” emoji as often as you can. That’s just the sort of thing that makes us laugh around these parts.
We’re told 2016 will see the arrival of several new emojis, like this hand. It means “Call me!” Perhaps that should have been the very first emoji.
For anyone born before 1990: The stuck-out tongue and winking eye emoji means “Welcome to the hellish irony of Generation Y!”
The Red Bulletin presents Game Changers. The people, things and ideas that will change our lives in 2016.