„Holy Ship!“-Festivals

Holy Ship!: the floating festival

Photos: Ian Witlen/theCameraClicks.com

Each winter, the cruise ship MSC Divina is transformed into a three-day floating rave, where 4,000 party people gather in swimwear and animal costumes, and star DJs compete in potato-sack races with their fans. Ian Witlen, in-house photographer for the Holy Ship! festival, explains why the high seas trump the megaclub every time. 

The brochure for the MSC Divina describes it as a family-oriented cruise ship with water parks and spa rooms. Each week, this 1,000-foot-long, 18-deck-tall colossus sails from Miami to the most beautiful beaches in the Caribbean. All its itineraries are designed with peace and relaxation in mind.

Except for two weekends each winter, when the Holy Ship! festival welcomes 4,000 ravers, each of them armed with their own set of rules, aboard the luxury vessel for three days of decadence. 

The pool deck is transformed into a dance floor, and partygoers strut between club, cabin and whirlpool in their swimwear as more than 100 DJs, including Robin Schulz, Disclosure and Skrillex, keep them entertained. You can take breaks from the nonstop dance party in the onboard casino or try to get rid of that hangover in the well-equipped spa. 

Skrillex

During Skrillex’s set, one of the DJ’s friends proposed to his girlfriend.

The ultimate destination of this floating electronic festival is an idyllic private island in the Bahamas where a beach party is held, with guest stars like Pharrell Williams.

“Holy Ship! is like a floating summer camp for grown-ups,” says American photographer Ian Witlen, who has attended six of the seven cruises organized since 2012. “You really notice that when you’re standing between a mermaid and a guy in a shark costume at the breakfast buffet and realize you’re dancing again. Or that you haven’t ever stopped.”

“BIKINIS AND SWIMWEAR AROUND THE CLOCK”
Ian Witlen

In the early years of Holy Ship!, Ian Witlen came aboard as a photojournalist for music magazines including Rolling Stone and Spin, but now he’s the official party photographer. The 32-year-old explains why you should forget your cell phone but be sure to pack a penguin costume and a bathrobe for this music festival. 

Whirlpool

You can either dance or splash around in one of 12 whirlpools (below) as the duo Galantis plays. Holy Ship! makes both possible.

1 YOU MEET THE STARS DOING THE SACK RACE

“At a normal festival, you might be lucky to scavenge an autograph from a DJ like Skrillex when they come to the railing after finishing their show. Then they’ll disappear backstage or fly off to their next performance. At Holy Ship! things are different. Because the only way to get back to dry land is by helicopter, most DJs stay onboard for the whole festival and are accommodated in berths cheek-by- jowl with the partygoers. You might bump into them when the other DJs are performing, or at the pizza buffet, or, if we’re talking about Fatboy Slim, at the sack race. After his 2015 gig, the DJ played summer-camp games for hours with fans on deck.”

“The majority of the crowd are happy to make the most of the digital abstinence.”
Ian Witlen

2 YOU CAN FORGET YOUR SMARTPHONE

“You don’t have any reception when you’re at sea. And even when the ship lands in the Bahamas, you’re better off leaving your phone in airplane mode. You’re charged $20 for every megabyte used. There’s been free Wi-Fi on the ship since last year, which is handy, but the majority of the crowd are happy to make the most of the digital abstinence. One of the things you notice is that, for once, when there are DJs playing, almost no one is holding their phone in the air to film it.”

Fatboy Slim

Fatboy Slim opened the February 2015 festival with a crowd-pleasing set including the hit “Praise You” as the ship sailed out from Miami.

3 THE PARTY NEVER STOPS

“The great thing about partying out at sea is that no one complains about the noise. And since no one on the ship wants to go to bed, there’s no closing time. There’s music playing for around 20 hours a day on the ship’s five stages. If you haven’t had enough by 6 a.m., you can carry on dancing at the 24-hour buffet, where there’s always an impromptu party going on thanks to somebody’s Bluetooth speakers. Or you can sniff out one of the cabin parties—residents will get together with 20 of their friends to create mini-clubs.” 

 

“If you’re still going strong at 6 a.m., you can carry on dancing in the buffet or in the cabins.”
Ian Witlen

4 THERE’S HEALTHY LIVING IF YOU WANT IT

“Four years ago, DJ Gina Turner had the bright idea of turning her passion for yoga into an activity, inviting the crowd to join her. Now, 200 people go for the early shift over the afterparty. The MSC Divina also has a large spa area, in addition to basketball, volleyball and tennis facilities. Believe me, after a big night out, there’s nothing better than chilling out with a hot-stone massage.”

Tommy Trash

Tommy Trash hosts some of the craziest parties onboard. Here, the Australian DJ is chewing on a foam hand.

5 SUPERSTARS PUT IN THE WORK

“In 2014, Pharrell Williams was the special guest star of the festival. He jetted onto the island by helicopter and played a set at the beach party. But what was even more special was the set he performed on the ship afterward. He appeared in one of the clubs, hooked up his smartphone to the decks and played songs from his album Girl, which had not yet been released, including uncut versions of hits such as ‘Happy.’ DJs like Skrillex often do likewise, performing impromptu onboard sets in addition to their official performances.” 

“You’ll end up standing between a mermaid and a guy in a shark costume at the breakfast buffet.”
Ian Witlen

6 YOU DON’T HAVE TO EAT FAST FOOD

“You can get pizza and hot dogs around the clock, but if you fancy a change from the regular festival grub, there’s a fancy restaurant in the hold where you can order three-course meals from the à la carte menu and drink red wine out of proper glasses. You can’t eat in your swimwear there, which makes it the perfect place to temporarily leave the crazy party scene behind. Except, that is, when they’re holding one of their costume dinners with themes such as Noah’s Ark, when sharks and penguins overrun the place. Then it feels like you’re at an Alice in Wonderland tea party.”

 

7 YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR TENT AT HOME 

“The most annoying thing about music festivals is trying to find your way back to your tent every night. Of course, you have to stumble your way back to your berth on the ship, too, but at least you don’t have to do it in the dark. You take an elevator back to your quarters, not a jam-packed shuttle bus. You soon notice while onboard how ill-equipped the tent is as a place to recharge your batteries. The 1,700 berths may be small, but at least they come with a bed and shower. And for those with particular accommodation needs, there’s the Sophia Loren luxury suite, which was designed with the help of the film diva herself.”

“The Sophia Loren luxury suite was designed with the help of the film diva herself.”
Ian Witlen

8 EVERYBODY TRAVELS LIGHT

“People attending Holy Ship! sport a uniform of bikinis and swimwear 75 percent of the time. In other words, ravers cool off after dancing by diving into the water and then come back to the club in their swimwear. For any festivals on dry land, you’re best advised to put on a jumper in the evening. If you get cold on the ship, you just go to the clubs below deck, where it’s as hot as a sauna.”

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03 2016 The Red Bulletin

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